From ANDRAS JONES: Gotta thank All Day Sucker for introducing us to Krista Allen. Not only was she a great guest but she invited me to join her on her podcast “I’m Fine”. We’re scheduled to record it a week after this comes out and I’ll make sure to include a link to it here when it drops. It’s pretty nice of Krista to be so generous after I so shamelessly mansplained Byron Katie to her on my show. She was right, I was wrong but that didn’t stop me from correcting her. I sometimes take issue with the over use of that term, but if you ever need a demonstration of what mansplaining sounds like? This is it. Tin Fey couldn’t have scripted it better. Except she probably could.

Quality Problems

Poor little me, I’ve got a rich man’s disease • I can choose anyone I please any time • Got love for free in warehouse-size quantities • Sometimes it’s so hard to be-ware of saving for a rainy day when… • There has never been a better time than right now • Hang around with your whole life wasting, just amateur procrastinating • There’s never been a better time than right now • Why don’t we hurry up and wait • Love lets us lead a better life chemically, whether olfactory or academically • When you met me I bet you would forget me • How wrong I turned out to be, now we’re getting down to rewriting our history • There has never been a better time than right now • Memories of a reckless childhood clear the wreckage ’til we’ve got clean records • There’s never been a better time than right now • Why don’t we hurry up and wait • These quality problems, so glad we both got ’em • Never been a better time than right now • You don’t die of an underdose of the good stuff ’til it’s gone in a Puff • There’s never been a better time than right now • Why don’t we hurry up and… • I can’t wait for a better time than right now • Love’s a drug in my driest moments, now I know what “Just Say No” meant • There’s never been a better time than right now • Why don’t we hurry up and wait

Music: Jordan Summers and Morty Coyle. Lyrics: Morty Coyle.