Matt Brousseau
&
Inara George
From ANDRAS JONES: Sometimes we find ourselves one guest short for an episode and that’s when I’ll call upon a member of the crew to hop in and share their question. In this case that led to Feral Audio’s main man behind the mixing board, MATT BROUSSEAU, engaging The Pop Oracle. I was looking forward to peering behind his inscrutable good humor but, slippery trickster that he is, he turned it around on me. His question about how I was doing pleased Inara and I’m going to guess that my discomfort with it may please listeners as well. It certainly sent me into a bit of a tailspin of self-examination that led me inexorably into the arms of the dark feminine that tends my shadow. She even escaped for a few unguarded moments, rudely taking Matt to task for even asking such a question, and using language I was afraid might offend our guest. I can’t help it. She’s a cunt. Not Inara. My inner feminine. And SHE doesn’t care if you’re offended. For more on this I recommend my book “Accidental Initiations“.
Mistress
Will you take me as your mistress?
Long and dark hair
Will you cut it off when it is useless?
All of my hair
I have never seen the bottom?
The bottom of the well.
Could you ever love a mistress?
It never feels the same.
All the wandering
Live wires and fires
And nights
All your sympathy
I’d like to feel this way again.
Will you take me as your mistress?
Sure and short of breath.
Could you carry on your business?
Do you already know
The way to my door?
Cause you made your way inside
A dozen times before
The trick is to never look into their eyes
All the times, all the loaded times
And it’s belly up, and it’s hot and cold
All the time, all the loaded times
And it fights and it lies and it sighs and it sighs and it sighs
Will you take me as your mistress?
Could you ever love a mistress?
It never feels the same
