Tish Burns
&
Dino Stamatopoulos
Tish is one of the first people I met and felt a good connection with at Feral when I was coming out to guest on Skull Juice with Dino & Andy Dick and she would be there assisting Dino, often by laughingly taking his verbal abuse on air. For my money The Dino & Tish show is almost as good as what he does with Andy. Maybe better if you don’t love Andy like I do.
This podcast is set to drop on the 12th day of Tish-Mas (her actual birthday). We hope she gets her ape.
HIGH SCHOOL USA
OH, I CAN’T WAIT ‘TIL I GET OLD
AND MY MEMORIES START TO UNFOLD ABOUT
GROWIN’ UP AS A YOUNG MAN
WANT TO AGE AS FAST AS I CAN
SO I CAN THINK ABOUT MY HAPPY YOUTH
WHERE I SWEAR I PEAKED AND IT’S THE TRUTH
AND THOUGH MY TEETH WILL BE FALLING OUT
A SMILE WILL STILL PLAY ‘ROUND MY MOUTH ABOUT
HIGH SCHOOL USA!
IS ALL I’M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY
WHEN I GET ASKED ABOUT MY HEYDAY
IT WILL ALL BE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL USA!
WITH ARTHRITIS IN MY JOINTS
I’LL STILL GESTURE TO MAKE POINTS
OF THE YEARS THAT WENT AWAY SO FAST
AND HOW IT WAS A FUCKING BLAST
ALL OCCURRING WAY BACK NOW
WHEN I’M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT HOW
THAT ON MY DEATHBED I WILL BOAST
ABOUT THE PLACE WHERE FUN ALL HAPPENED MOST HERE IN
HIGH SCHOOL USA!
I ALREADY MISS THESE DAYS
EVEN WHEN I’M OLD AND GRAY
I WILL STILL REMEMBER GOOD OL’ HIGH SCHOOL USA!
CAN’T WAIT TO SHOW THE OLD MAN I’LL BECOME
JUST HOW MY YOUNG LIFE WAS SO FUN
I’LL RUB IT IN HIS STUPID WRINKLED FACE
AND TAUT ABOUT THIS WONDROUS PLACE
AND WHEN MY EYES HAVE SEEN THEIR LAST
AND WHEN MY BONES ACHE FOR THE PAST
I WILL KNOW MY MEMORIES AREN’T LIES
BECAUSE THE LIFE THAT WILL FLASH BEFORE MY EYES WILL ALL BE
HIGH SCHOOL USA!
LIVIN’ IN THE PAST IS A-OKAY
AND MY GRANDKIDS THEY WON’T RUN AND PLAY
THEY’LL JUST SIT AND HEAR ME
TALK ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL USA!
HIGH SCHOOL USA!
THESE ARE THE GOOD OL’ DAYS
MY OBITUARY WILL RELAY
ALL MY FUN TIMES HERE IN HIGH SCHOOL USA!
