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Christy Hays
&
Izaak Opatz


From ANDRAS JONES: CHRISTY HAYS was on the way to a gig in Austin, Texas when she joined our Pop Oracle session with IZAAK OPATZ but her mind was in Montana, particularly on her new artist in residence project, DEAR BUTTE.

POP ORACLE Song of The Day (June 15, 2019): ANDRAS JONES “Six Million Dollar Ken”

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She gave me love, under the table 
I was hard-pressed and not thinking straight 
I’d been so long, dreaming of her ankles 
Unsocked and locked across the back of my waist 

She gave me love, under the table 
She wouldn’t even kiss me till we’re out of state 
She kept her hat on and made everywhere we went 
Feel like a suite at the Super 8 

She gave me love, under the table 
She can’t deny it, but she’ll damn well try 
She drove fourteen interstate hours to meet me 
Without saying where she was going, or why 

She wants it known that this is all off the record 
Because she hasn’t quite made up her mind 
At first it thrilled me to be loving so recklessly 
But now it kills me when she closes her eyes 

I have read the terms and conditions 
Stating that by this kiss you don’t belong to me 
I could’ve read the fine print a little closer 
But I couldn’t wait to click that little box that says I agree 
And now she’s got my number, and she don’t owe me anything 

She struck first, like Jaws or Hirohito 
She dug her back against me in the back of my truck 
I just caught her, and feelings came a-fueling 
And we were someplace different when we woke up 

She gave me love, under the table 
She dropped it nonchalant into my sweaty palm 
I took it home, and under the light of day 
I saw that it was never really love at all 

I have read the terms and conditions 
Stating that by this kiss you don’t belong to me 
I could’ve read the fine print a little closer 
But I couldn’t wait to click that little box that says I agree 
And now she’s got my number, and she don’t owe me anything

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